Why Men Pay for Clubs & Drinks & Women DON'T! | Ask Situationship Expert Susan

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I deeply apologize for my absence. My show DID NOT get cancelled. It was just Mercury Retrograde so just like my love life I had to retreat because you not gonna play me like that, okay Mercury?!?

Anywho, this question comes from some girl named Jackie, although I think this name is stupid, I'm uber grateful for her question and viewership because if it were not for dumb people like her, I would be out of a job. So thank you for being like the people who used to ask questions for everyone else on Ask Jeeves back in the day. You the real MVP.

Jackie wants to know if it is in fact fair that women typically don't have to pay to enter evening establishments (club/bar) nor pay for their own dranks when being (allegedly) courted by the male species. Well buckle up Jackie because you goin' learn today! Susan the situtationship expert to the rescue!!

P.S. Jackie is a fictional character for you nimrods that are going to start defending my criticism of my made up characters in my video. IT'S MAKE BELIEVE PEOPLE!

“Situationship Expert” Susan Sasha's Mission Statement:
Susan is just an ordinary girl of average looks but with an unimaginable amount of knowledge beyond her years. And luckily for you, she is here to share it with you all for FREE in her new non-profit, so be grateful. As part of being an empathic, all-knowing, lightworker, she has decided to take matters into her own hands and open her very own non-profit to give back to the community because she is a good person.
Thanks, Management.

FAQ:
Q: What is a “Situationship"?
A: "Situationship" is defined by the Urban Dictionary as - any problematic relationship characterized by one or more unresolved, interpersonal conflicts. usually confused with dating. [Furthermore, since she knows pretty much everything, her expertise is not limited to anything so feel free to ask whatever you would like with the exception of stupid questions].
Q: What is an expert?
A: An "expert" is defined by the Urban Dictionary as - someone who thinks they knew how to do something but actually just screwed everything up.
Q: What is Susan like & what drives her to be so amazing?
A: First and foremost, she is an Aquarius (the smartest of all signs), and permanently “off the market" due to her Mother Theresa like qualities. Because Susan is so blessed, she has decided that it is now time to give back and start her own non-profit where she has unselfishly dedicated her life to answering the questions of the many people around the world with their messed-up-ass lives for FREE!
Behold, I present to you #SituationshipExpertSusan to the rescue!!

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