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Barry Steakfries Takes To The Skies - Jetpack Joyride Music (?) Extended

Barry Steakfries Takes To The Skies - Jetpack Joyride Music (?) Extended Please read the pinned comment!

Not from a game, but from recent Barry Vlog. NOW EXTENDED! I actually looped it like that by accident. I wanted it to have a different loop.

lyrics:

Barry Steakfries takes to the skies,
Through the air he flies on a Jetpack Joyride,
He's been up there all day and he's doing ok,
But then to his dismay he sees the fuel gauge.

He pulls in to his local shell,
But jetpack fuel's not something they sell,
It's really expensive and It's hard to find,
They stopped making it in 1989.

Barry Steakfries didn't realise,
That a jetpack joyride would have so many downsides,
You can't get spare parts, sometimes it won't start,
When you go to K-Mart It's hard to find a park.

Enviromentally unsound you get lost in the clouds,
When you drive it into town it's really REALLY loud,
Completely obsolete, it tends to overheat,
When you fly it down the street it burns your legs and feet.

He's always having trouble with the transmission.
But he gets ripped off by the jet pack technician,
It stays in the shop for weeks on end,
And when he gets it back it just breaks down again.

Barry Steakfries tries to sell it online,
But no-one wants to buy coz the prise is too high,
Now it's sitting on his sheed next to his golfclubs and sled,
And he drives a 1990 Honda Civic instead.

So if you're goona steal a jet pack,
Be prepared for the inevitable inconveniences.

Jetpack Joyride and it's soundtrack belongs to Halfbrick Studios.

Extended

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