PKA 471 - Joe Rogan's Body, Taylor was Right about Chickens, Netflix's The Witcher

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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Kyle introduces the sponsors. No guest this week!
0:00:21 - Woody’s underwhelming Christmas sweater & the dangers of wearing stockings
0:02:33 - The McDonald's scalding coffee scandal & being a modern-day burn victim
0:06:59 - Joe Rogan’s HGH gut; hot or not? And the struggle of maintaining a 1% body
0:16:09 - Christmas talk: Turkey hangovers and Woody’s new knife he got as a gift
0:22:23 - Jackie’s surprise shower gift & the best songs to sing in the shower
0:26:14 - Kyle’s gifts to his family and friends (or lack thereof) & what Taylor got for Christmas
0:30:22 - Taylor’s visit to Atlanta & why Delta owns a monopoly on Atlanta’s main airport
0:32:09 - Kyle sent away his 23 and Me tests! Plus Taylor’s Neanderthal genes
0:35:36 - Nikolai Valuev, the tallest and heaviest Russian boxer on the planet
0:37:09 - Are there any non-hot women in Hollywood right now?
0:43:33 - Ugly folk in American malls, the people of Walmart & the wonderful world of Costco
0:51:42 - Woody’s trip to a New York bagel shop & Taylor’s experience at a Jewish deli
0:54:43 - PKA reviews The Witcher (Netflix show, spoilers duh)
1:05:46 - The twist ending of Sixth Sense & the highs and lows of Game of Thrones
1:12:31 - Video: Kevin Spacey’s latest Christmas message delivered by Frank Underwood
1:17:31 - The giant peach sculpture in Gaffney, South Carolina from House of Cards
1:19:21 - Taylor was right about chicken copulation!
1:25:25 - Bedroom fun talk: Coconut oil lubricant, peanut butter, and edible underwear
1:34:23 - Ad read: Quip
1:37:32 - Miss Kentucky exchanges racy photos with a teenager, gets 2 years in prison
1:41:19 - More Kevin Spacey talk & the disaster that was House of Cards Season 6
1:44:45 - The attractiveness of Robin Wright, Sean Penn & Casey Neistat
1:52:40 - Tulsi Gabbard’s hotness, the coolest politicians & Joe Biden’s push up game
2:00:27 - Politics talk: Bernie Sanders’ media coverage, tax plans and more
2:08:10 - The many Stans of the Middle East & the colossal size of Russia
2:14:01 - Is America a top 10 fattest country? Plus North Korea/Kim Jong Un talk
2:19:59 - English Prince Phillip was released from the hospital and looks… Just ghastly
2:25:01 - Is Tulsi Gabbard the hottest Presidential candidate? Plus the hottest adult actresses
2:28:21 - More politics talk: Campaign donations & Trump vs Biden/Sanders/Warren etc
2:39:26 - Sports talk: Philadelphia Sixers, the Atlanta Falcons & the 2019 NHL All-Star event
2:44:19 - Video: Woman goes crazy in McDonalds Drive Thru and does a hit & run
2:53:22 - Ad read: BlueChew (plus Kyle’s personal advocacy)
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2:56:14 - Video: Highschool chicken mascot left with brain damage after mass pile on
2:59:30 - Would the guys trade the ability to read for 10 million dollars?
3:00:55 - The PKA fan who lost his arm and got a hefty settlement for his ailment
3:02:30 - Woody’s thoughts on CoD: Modern Warfare 2019 and its post-launch support
3:04:29 - Video: Multiple midgets get into a brawl (AKA peak PKA content)
3:07:14 - The utility of midgets in everyday activities, baby clothes & George Foreman JR talk
3:10:02 - Taylor and Woody’s childhood fire-starting hobbies & Twitch streaming talk
3:16:25 - The absurdity of how much a billion dollars is & the US national debt
3:20:40 - Why the US Military budget is so high they have to bury unused bullets
3:23:29 - Kyle shares stories of himself, Whiteboy & Blade exploring Seattle while drunk
3:27:20 - Kyle’s plans to make his own hot dogs from scratch & how are cows butchered?
3:32:47 - Kyle’s experience with putting down cows/deers & using various ammunition types
3:40:47 - Video: Two men argue over whether a skyjack is acceptable to drive on a road
3:42:22 - Is America in the top 10 fattest countries? Woody finds the answer
3:48:23 - Sovereign citizens, illegal immigrants & Jesus, Mary and Joseph
3:51:19 - Preacher (TV show) talk: Special needs Jesus and booty mouths
3:53:14 - North Korea’s undelivered Christmas “gift” & baller South Korean AirBnBs
3:55:41 - Seafood talk: Dolphin vs lobster vs crab vs oyster
4:00:28 - Kyle and Woody call it a show

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